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SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: Tifu by not checking the mail POST: So this happened a while ago but I am now feeling the repercussions of my actions. So basically I'm a 17 yr old male, who has been looking forward to the day of getting his first car since the day I walked into the dmv and earned my license with my finess...
Didn't check the mail for my report card hard enough, now no one will see my finesse driving in a whip.
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by making a lady think she was fat POST: This happened today while at work. I was on a jam packed elevator on my way to a meeting. We are going down and the elevator stops and the door opens. There is a short, not fat woman in her 40's wanting to get on the elevator. Everyone squeezes to...
Full elevator, woman got on, my ass hit the alarm, she thought she put us over the weight limit and bolted off the elevator.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [27/M] Confused Why She [30/F] Went MIA After Sexless Hookup POST: This weekend, I went on a date with a girl I met on tinder. Although I generally thought the date went fine, there weren't obvious sparks. I wasn't planning on following up, but she messaged me the next day saying...
Tinder date goes MIA after feeling guilty about not having second-date sex. Should I make another effort to reach out?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [25 M] with my SO [26F] taken a break but staying monogamous... POST: I have been dating this girl for roughly 3 years and lately we've kind of spiraled downward in our relationship. Plain and simple we've started arguing a lot about little things and essentially playing tit for t...
Relationship been rocky, SO left and says she just wants a break but to stay monogamous. What should I do? Trust the situation or no?
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What would be a good laptop for me? POST: I have been saving up for awhile, and want to get a good, new laptop. My old one lasted far longer than was even thought possible (it was a hp) but I need a new one. I also quite enjoy gaming, so that is a definite I will need, plus I plan on r...
I want something fast, not stupidly pricey, and with good battery life. Basically everything anyone would like in a laptop.
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by letting my cat out POST: So I had a visitor yesterday who's allergic to cats (the poor soul) and rather than just confine my cat to one room I decided to let her outside to play. She's only 5 months old and is still quite small so I was a little apprehensive but I threw caution to the...
My cat managed climbed a tree, can't climb down and now my neighbours think I'm a half naked animal abuser.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: How do I cope with my SO saying hurtful things about my weight? [serious] POST: When we met I wasn't a smaller girl, about 170cm and sitting around 70kg. So curvy, but not fat. Anyway we fell pregnant and I put on a shit ton of weight, 40kg to be exact and it was all my doing. After hav...
SO caused me to spiral into depression by tormenting me about pregnancy weight gain. After losing 25kg he's doing it again and I don't know what to do.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Spouses & Abuse Victims: How Do I Help My Husband? POST: Names have been changed. My husband Bill's family consists of himself, Mom, Dad, and sister Becky. Bill and Becky are both in their 30's. Dad died a year and a half ago. Bill had always hero worshiped his father. Today, Becky t...
Found out my husband's dad abused my husband's sister when they were teenagers. Dad's dead, so no closure.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Scared of commitment, letting people in... How do you get over it? POST: I've never been able to really let people fully into my life. I've never been in love. I always end a relationship before it gets to that point because it freaks me out. I'm 24 F and I've been dating someone for...
I am scared of commitment and opening up, but I REALLY want to. I want a partner and a family eventually. What do people do to get over this fear?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: We [F24 & M27] of 10 months have just come back from a romantic camping trip yesterday. Found this morning he's been talking to his ex [F?] Via pintrest. POST: So our camping trip was wonderful, funny, romantic. We went walking and laughed when he couldn't fit in the tent (he's so ta...
went on a romantic camping trip. He was talking to his ex who was REALLY flirting. He didn't tell he to stop.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: How does the human body gather energy and consume it? POST: Hi everyone, I've been curious of something. How does the human body gather the energy from food and other things and consume it. The reason i ask is because i hear a lot of people tell me they can't have coffee in the aterno...
Why do some people seem to get "large, long lasting" energy boost from coffee or other means and they can't sleep, but i can just fine.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [23M/] with my GF [23 F] of 20 Months, she had a black out drunk girl attempt to make out with her last night. How should this be handled? POST: Hey Guys, Nothing too long here, title is pretty self explanatory. My girlfriend went out last night with a group of her friends to a c...
Girlfriend had a blackout drunk friend attempt to makeout with her last night with no success. Should I let it go or do something?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Big fight, need advice. POST: Im 19 f hes 21 m been together 9 months Yesterday I finally spoke my mind and was civil about it. He blew it out of proportion. I told him that he was being disrespectful. For example he farts in my face randomly, its gotton old, and he throws coins a...
spoke up about bf being disrespectful, blew it up he ended up saying this goes back on everything I thought about you. Need advice, what do from here?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: Does this girl want me to take further steps? POST: I am a [17/m] senior. I met this cute girl at a robotics competition (seems weird but it happened, normally you don't find any girls much less cute ones at robotics competitions) we chatted for a few minuets and then she asked...
Girl asked me for my snapchat, we have been talking for about 2 weeks, but convos have been endless banter. We are friends, not sure if she actually likes me, or just being nice.
SUBREDDIT: r/cats TITLE: Questions about relocating a feral cat POST: My mom has been taking care of a feral cat at our grandfathers house for a few years now. We live in the north east where we have some pretty brutal winters, and he has survived them by sleeping near warm vents at the house and in the garage itself...
we need to relocate a feral cat. He trusts us and is socialized but making him a house cat is out of the question. Need advice.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [22, F] slept with my roommate [22, M] and he wants to pretend like nothing happened? POST: Been living with two roommates for the past 5 months or so. The two of them were in the same friend group for years, while I only recently met them within the past two years. So yeah, titl...
hooked up with my roommate, he's pretending like it never happened, I don't want to date him but I want it to happen again.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me (26m) need help with a girl (25f) with whom i almost fucked up my chances. POST: Ive been seeing her for 3 months now, we went from cold to very hot but back to cold again. Basicly what I did was fuck up by moving too fast and being to clingy. Too much texting, not knowing when no...
ive been with a girl, almost completely fucked up due to being to clingy, need help with my last chance: dinner on sunday whixh she agreed with.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: It seems my(24m) SO(20f) has a "damaged sex drive" POST: (Throw away because SO is a redditor.) Me and my SO have been going strong lately, a little over 3 months to be exact . We've been in a "serious" relationship for a few months now, but we've always been very very close. She ...
SO has "diminished sex drive" from previous relationship. Do I let it be and have her get comfortable again? Or do I approach her about this?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [19 M] with my ex [19 F] duration a couple months, help, i texted my ex i still had feelings for her, she broke up with me months ago. POST: Basically just got shot down. Regretted it very much, not only because I probably could have said something better (how are you, just checki...
Stupidly messaged ex who broke up with me months ago. Said I still had feelings. She replied she was flattered, but said to question if they were genuine, or a phase. (Basically shutting me back down).
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [20/m] really like her [18/f] but her best friend [17/f] has been coming onto me since February. POST: I really like this girl [Sonya] that I've sorta known for a while and she really likes me. Simple enough right? No. Her best friend [Jazmin] has been coming onto me since Februar...
I really like a girl, but her best friend has been coming onto me for a long time and I can't pursue the girl I actually like until I deal with the best friend. Help =/
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by dropping my work keys POST: This was actually last night, but any who... My job is to lock up the campus after students leave. I have only been working this job for two semesters. Upon being hired they tell you that if you lose the keys it will result in an obnoxious fine of like 25,0...
I dropped my work keys through a crack between the floor and elevator and might have to pay a huge fine. That will successfully break my bank for a lifetime.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [28F] talked with my friend [35 M] about dating(in general, not with each other. I told him about one guy I was interested in and he shot him down? POST: We were just conversing the other day about each other, and I brought up dating because I felt I needed advice. I asked him a fe...
I told my guy friend (who I briefly dated for 2 months.I broke it off) that I was interested in a bartender, and he told me, wfw that I don't want to date a bartender.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: "The talk" POST: I've been seeing this guy for a few months. In the beginning, we agreed to keep it casual but didn't talk about it much. Anyway, as time has gone on, I've started wanting to talk about our situation more, but I don't want to be the one to bring it up. I hate "the tal...
Don't know how to bring up the dreaded "talk" with guy I've been seeing without scaring him away.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [25 M] and GF [21 F] of 1.5y broke up, floating around. Don't know what i should do. (like 99% of all people..) POST: Hi people, last night my gf and i broke up. long story short, we had some issues earlier this year. she told me, she's unsure about her future (what she should st...
gf and i broke up, pretty confused what i should do now. girlfriend needs time for herself, she is unsure about her future and herself.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: [35, M] I'm not sure I want to marry my fiancee [29, F] and I need advice (long story) POST: Length of relationship: 5 years My fiancee, let's call her L, and I have known each other for 7 years, and we've been dating for 5. We recently got engaged (the wedding is a month away), and...
I think my fiancee is cheating on me, maybe with my best friend, I don't know what to do because this is tearing me apart.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I'm a [30/F] trying to regain intimacy with my BF [31/M] of almost two years. POST: Hello /r/relationships, I am a 30 year old woman with a long history of financial instability and poor dating choices. Just under a year ago I finally straightened up and started dating a really won...
After two years and lots of growing pains, how should I go about trying to regain some of the intimacy and fun that we had at the beginning of our relationship?
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What stupid little things did a family member of yours tell you that you believed as a kid? How did you find out it was a lie? POST: Your story can be an answer to a question they answered incorrectly like "why is the sky blue" and they supposedly say "because god peed in it" It can be ...
asked my parents where do babies come from, they lied. found out by embarrassing myself in front of my third grade class
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [16 M] with my long distance girlfriend [16 F] 7 months doesn't really seem to care about me coming down and the time we can spend together. POST: So me and my gf have been together for a few months and i see her whenever i'm able to. I have to pay £60 to take the train each time ...
Would you call more one sided if i wanted to spend time with her more than she does with me during a long distance relationship?
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by vomiting in a movie theater POST: Actually happened last night but I am now finally conscious enough to type. I am going out to see the Hobbit with a few friends. It's night and I haven't eaten since breakfast. Before the movies we go to a bar where I drink about 7 beers. I make the ...
drank way too much on an empty stomach, threw up beer, vodka, and popcorn all over myself and the theater floor, and had to leave after seeing maybe 1/3 of the movie
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: Me [18/m] and my gf [18/f] are moving away for college, do we continue our relationship? POST: So me and my gf are going to college in September and are going to be across the country from each other. We plan to not continue out relationship long distance, because we know that ...
Both of us are going to college and we don't know whether to continue our relationship through summer before college or just end it to prevent a difficult start to college.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Inlaws [70 M/F] visiting and want to bring their cats. Both daughter & I are allergic. POST: Inlaws live in a different state. Also own a house in FL. We are located kinda in the middle. They want to stop by and stay with us on their drive back from FL. With their cats. I [34 F]...
Inlaws want to visit, with cats. Both daughter and I are allergic. We just moved into a new house, still unpacking. Am I the asshole for not wanting them to stay in my home?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Found a girl JUST like me... Is It Meant to Be? POST: We have the same face-shape, eye color (A crazy, odd-looking wierd color, like a mix of brown and green), same hair-style (blonde, to the same degree - Of course, hers is more "femanine", but shorter.), VERY similar facial feature...
we're like the same person, but different genders. Would you take this as a sign from "above" (if you believe such things) that we're meant to be together?
SUBREDDIT: r/cats TITLE: Help! What should I do about my kitties & allergies? POST: Seeking advice. My mom recently developed allergies to our two cats (11&6yo). The medicine to keep it under control is not only expensive, but takes a few days/several doses before it kicks in. When she is not on the medicine, she is ...
mom allergic to our cats, should we get rid of them even though I don't know how I would survive that?
SUBREDDIT: r/askwomenadvice TITLE: I [20F] have a bf [24M] of 3 months but recently got in contact with an ex [24M] POST: I posted this in another subreddit but didn't get responses so I figured I'd try here! Hope you ladies can offer some help, support, and ideas. So let's get to the story. This past summer I was ...
John and I had a conflict, now talking again. Al and I are dating but Al doesn't have his life together. John does. I still like John.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Family disapproves of current bf. Not sure what to do. POST: I [19 F] have been dating my current boyfriend [20 M] for 3 months now and I really like the guy. Unfortunately, my parents and sister really disapprove of him because he used to smoke pot. (He has been clean for more than ...
I live with my parents. Family don't like current boyfriend of 3 months. Can't see boyfriend but want relationship to continue. Don't know how the relationship can continue.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: competing for time with gf's parents POST: I am in the town where both my GF and my parents live for three days and I got the chance to take the trip rather suddenly. Turns out her parents are in town for this weekend. I spent about two hours with her and the rest of the time she has...
I am in town and will not be able to see my long distance GF because she is spending all her time with her parents
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I've [18M] has started university, my new friend [18M] is trying to hit on a girl [19F] i really like. He knows i like her, and said he wasn't flirting. What do i do? I don't wanna lose one of my only friends. POST: I started university about a month ago. I made a friend on my first ...
new friend i made on my course is basically flirting with a girl i like. Is it worth losing a friend over a girl who may or may not be into me?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [19 M] with [18 f] week, first date and panicking. Don't quite understand the norm for dating vs relationship. Help appreciated! POST: This is my first post here so sorry if it's horridly formatted or I miss something. Basically I met a girl on okcupid recently, we've really hit i...
So, 19 year old that knows nothing of dating norms needs to be rescued by some assistance. Care to help? Thanks in advance to any serious assistance.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: I (19/m) don't want to be reminded of her (17/f) everyday. Is there a specific amount of time I should wait before I get rid of the old gifts? POST: My ex and I were together for two years and I saw myself getting married with her in the future. The road was bumpy for a while b...
I don't want to trash my ex's stuff, but I feel like keeping it will make me mope. I need advice on what to do.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What is something that happened to you that was so strange or surreal that you only fully processed it after it had happened? POST: The other day I was sitting in my car at a red light. There was a man entering the crosswalk to the left of me. He was wearing dirty clothes and walking ver...
Homeless guy tries to get in my back seat. I don't fully realize it until I'm a couple miles down the road.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [25 /F] being asked to apologize to woman [30 /F], for a short-lived emotional fling with her BF. POST: There's a guy I've worked with for about a year who I'm really attracted to, probably because we spend a lot of time together, he's incredibly smart, our interests are closely a...
Exchanged admissions with a co-worker that we have feelings for each other. Didn't act on them. Decided to keep our distance. His gf still wants a face-to-face apology. What should I do?
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by likely ruining my life and my best friend's life as well POST: This monumental fuck up has been building up over the past few months and finally culminated today. Some Back-story: in January I started my first semester of college, I started talking to this girl that I will refer to ...
I failed myself and a good friend out of college, got her barred from ever seeing me again or coming back to campus, and almost got myself thrown out. Moral of the story is stay in school and drugs actually are bad.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What's the biggest lie that you've ever told? I'll start. POST: Mine isn't really that bad, but it has scarred me for life. In kindergarten, I had a friend named George. One day, I told George a funny (and inappropriate) song that I had heard somewhere. I don't really remember where I he...
I told an inappropriate song to a classmate and then lied about ever telling it to him, which may have put his life in jeopardy from a crazy teacher.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: [23/m] About a week ago, I began dating one of my closest friends [22/f] of over 4 years. How fast is too fast to progress the relationship? POST: Let me just start by saying both of us feel totally comfortable saying that we love each other. In my heart, I feel I do and she ha...
How fast is too fast to say "I love you" and become sexually active with the person you are in a relationship with if they are one of your best friends?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: How do you save a long distance relationship? POST: Me (20F) and my boyfriend (24M) have been in a long distance relationship for 2 years. We are still in the same country, but live about a 7 hour drive from each other. At first it was tough, I weeped all the way home the first time ...
two year long distance relationship possibly fizzled and I initiated a breakup and now I don't know if this is the right thing to do.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [m22] am suspicious of my SO [f22] about her heart transplant. POST: I have known her for almost two years and we have been seeing each other exclusively for 8 months now. Every once in a while she brings up some story that I find a little hard to be true. Heart transplant when she...
I am suspicious that my SO has been making up stories in order to get pitty. I have an ex who did the same thing. I feel like I'm an asshole for doubting her.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: [28/m]With adhd-pi getting mixed signals from a (24/F) friend whom I am fond of. POST: So I've have a friend who I know has a boyfriend and I'm quite fond of her. I met her through work and we used to chat through out the day online. She recently resigned and but we've kept i...
I like this girl who isn't single but gives me alot of attention throughout the day and I'm unsure of how to proceed.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [38 M] with my [31 F] "friend" of 6 months. Have I been friendzoned??!! Or maybe even worse?! POST: I live in Vegas. Met girl from L.A. through mutual friend. Uber flirty. Didn't react because was dating someone. We stay in contact. Stop dating aforementioned person. Start texti...
think I've been friend zoned because she blows up my phone and wants me to do family shit with her but there's nothing more emotionally or physically. or maybe I'm just being used.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Coworker [F/20s] has been stealthily manipulating me [F/20s] for the past few months. Advice? POST: I have a situation at work where I was being manipulated by a coworker who appears to be sweet and innocent. She has potentially screwed me over and "won". Despite this, I feel that sh...
Girl at work is manipulative and I don't see how she benefits from continuing her trickery, but I'm trying to prepare for her next move.
SUBREDDIT: r/legaladvice TITLE: NJ Child Support - Have custody of my bio-niece - is child support amassing for her bio-parents? POST: I've had custody of my niece T (3.5yo) for almost a year. My sister and her boyfriend signed off on temporary custody with no visitation clause last year when they were in active addi...
If you're raising someone else's kids, how does child support work? And also the bio parents have no income?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [22 M] with my girlfriend [24 F] of 3.5 years, need advice on how to improve myself POST: Let me start with I love my SO and want to do anything I can to make things work. To keep things short; I want to be a better SO as I find I am lacking and it is becoming a one-sided relat...
Need help figuring out how to become a more attentive, better boyfriend as I've dug myself into a rut of bad habits and lazy responses.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Roommate got a girl pregnant. She lied about the using the pill. Advice? POST: A couple of weeks ago my friend's girlfriend brought her cousin over to my apartment. This cousin was really was really into my roommate and after a few drinks they went to her house and had sex. He has seen h...
Roommate got a girl pregnant and she lied about being on the pill. She won't abort or put it up for adoption. How much is he legally obligated to support the child?
SUBREDDIT: r/BreakUps TITLE: Need help after GF [f18] broke up with me [m17]. Lost in thoughts POST: Late 2011 me and this beautiful girl started chatting and it all seemed awesome. Things went on really fast, but she had a boyfriend who was basically ignoring her. I helped her during those times, although I develope...
How can I forget this, move on and accept that they are together now, just like before I and she did. How do I accept the intimacy between them and all this? I'm really lost in what comes to this.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Am I [25/F] in the wrong for talking to this guy[26/M]? POST: This guy[26/M] and I, we'll call him D, have been friends since elementary school. He was my first real big crush that lasted from elementary all the way to the end of high school when I realized that we just weren't ever ...
Old crush just recently separated from his wife and wants to fly me to his state to hang out with him for week. Am I wrong for wanting to go?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Is my bf a liar or just forgetful? POST: I (20F) have been with my bf (20M) for 3.5 years. I admit that I am insanely insecure and get jealous easily. I have been having trust issues in my relationship for a while now. I've found that my bf constantly "forgets" to tell me certain thi...
Bf always forgets to mention things, especially about girls. Says he doesn't remember because they're small and unimportant. Can't tell if he is lying to avoid upsetting me or genuinely forgetful.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Reddit, if you work <10 miles from your home and currently drive, what incentives would make it irresistible to bike to work? POST: I posted something similar in /r/bicycling, but I wanted a broader audience that isn't current enamored with bikes. My office building was built with only...
What would a company have to offer to make it irresistible to ride your bike to work? If they compensated you for the difference of time between riding and driving, would that work?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [26 F] with my 30[M] 1 year, long distance and feeling drained. POST: So I've been with my SO for about a year and it's long distance- like transatlantic long :( We've had our ups and downs but he is generally a considerate and kind guy who is always there for me. Personality wise...
Long distance relationship taking a toll on my sanity, feeling like a failure if I break it off and afraid of making the biggest mistake by letting him go by getting "cold feet".
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What's your most embarrassing puke story? POST: I'll start. When I was in second grade I was preparing for First Communion at my Catholic church. I hadn't been feeling great that morning, but since everyone my age had to go through communion on the same day my mom had no choice but to s...
I puked on my first communion day and had to take communion alone on a different day. Am now an atheist.
SUBREDDIT: r/BreakUps TITLE: Should I pay to break the lease since I'm the one leaving? POST: Female, 24, broke up with Male, 28, after 3 years. We've lived together for two years. We moved out of a cheap, shitty, month-to-month place into a nice place with a year lease. Three months in and I am more unhappy than eve...
Should I pay in full by myself to break the lease since I'm the one leaving, even though he can afford to live here by himself?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: After little less than 6 months, I [31M] feel decrease in attraction to my girlfriend [34F] POST: Hi All, Long time reader, first time-poster... here we go. My girlfriend and myself are really in love, and also very much loving. Our relationship goes well and overall I am content, ...
we are happy together, I love her and she loves me. However, my passion for her decreases, and I find myself too much thinking/looking at others.
SUBREDDIT: r/Parenting TITLE: Kindergarten woes.... am I over reacting? POST: **A little back story**: when choosing a grade for my 4 year old daughter (5 Oct 30) we were told she could go into Pre-K or Kindergarten, she took the test and passed with flying colors. They told me she was "beyond smart enough" for Kinde...
my daughter, starting kindergarten in a week, does not have a teacher yet, and will be in a class mixed with per-kindergarteners.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I have no idea how to approach issues with my (28F) boyfriend (34M) POST: We've been together ten months, living together seven. My boyfriend sighs & immediately gets defensive when I try to bring an issue up. I've asked him not to sigh too many times, I given him reasons, he has s...
My boyfriend sighs & gets defensive when I bring things up, it makes me anxious about trying to bring things up with him, it's becoming a dealbreaker & I don't know what to do.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: What's your biggest "trip" on reality you've ever had? To the point where you had to convince yourself this is real. POST: I just saw in a previous post a chick who looks JUST. LIKE. ME. Body shape, belly piercing, eyes, hair, hand size and finger size...everything The only, and I mean ...
I thought I was a porn star last night and didn't know about it, but eventually hit reality and found out it's just a twin I don't know about :)
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by buying my dog a dildo POST: Obligatory disclaimer. This happened about 3 years ago. I only remembered this FU as I'm watching my dog enjoy his "dildo" right now. I had never had my own dog before. In my early 30's and being a new home owner I decided to buy a border collie, the dog I...
Trying to protect my dog, bought a dog toy that resembled a sex toy an offended an old lady and young child.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: My SO[23f] is pregnant and is confusing me[23m] POST: So my SO told me she was pregnant in november(2nd child). I was not looking forward to it as I didn't want a 2nd kid but my wife is not the abortion type. We were very close on the verge to going seperate ways as well as I w...
Ok so divorcing she takes the common sense route of being able to support our son but not a 2nd kid and would abort out of "necessity"/
SUBREDDIT: r/loseit TITLE: (Progress, 20F 157 > 138) Picture of me from last year at my first attempted 5K run (155lbs) next to a picture from today's Memorial Day 5K Run (138lbs) POST: * Face comparison: * Upper Body comparison: The first 5k was brutal. I didn't like to run-- not even to the fridge. Yet, there I ...
Hate running? Challenge yourself to jog for 20 minutes today. You can only do one pushup today? Shoot for two tomorrow. You can only get better if you keep at it!
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [22 M] am in a long distance relationship with my GF [23/F] for 4 months and it's getting tough. Should I move back? POST: I'll try to keep it as short as I can, so I won't take you through the entire relationship background - just a brief overview. I've actually known my girlfrie...
In an amazing relationship with my GF of 10 months. Long distance for 4. It's very hard to be away from her and I don't know whether I should consider going back.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [29 M] with my girlfriend [27 F] of 1.5 years, is giving me problems about drug habits POST: So First off I'm not really sure if we are going to get back together or not. Also my family and her had an 'intervention' for my pot use and its a bit unclear how involved with this she w...
GF took vaporizer that she bought to replace mine she broke, moved out and took it back without telling me. What to say?
SUBREDDIT: r/dating_advice TITLE: I (M17) need some advice on asking a girl (F18) out as a first timer, but there are a few problems. POST: So I (a 17 yo. male) have never asked a girl out before ever. I have no problems talking with them, but getting any deeper is no good. So I have just been that single guy not ask...
As a first timer I cant work up the courage to go out with an amazing girl because she has had some bad relationships and is moving 2 hours away in the fall.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My boyfriend [23M] of 2.5 years and I [21] broke up last week due to distance complications. I'm suddenly hating 80% of all music and film. How do I fill he silence? POST: Hey there, /r/relationships, So, due to some long and painful reasons involving long-term long distance and fut...
Breakups suck and I really don't want to dwell on mine more than I already do. Know any good breakup tunes/shows/movies which are distracting rather than on the nose?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My boss [~40m] playing favorites with coworkers...should I [30F] go to HR or keep my mouth shut? POST: I'm becoming increasingly frustrated at work because my boss seems to be playing favorites with some employees, and it's interfering with my productivity. I need some advice on what...
Boss plays favorites at work, making myself and other employees frustrated, no one brave enough to speak up about it. What should I (we) do?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Here is my [M17] delema... POST: To start off with, I am not in a relationship at the moment. I am writing this based on what I know will be a sure future for me. School is comming to an end for me and I have a vague idea of what I want to do with my life. Without being too specifi...
I don't know if I will be able to fulfil my dream of being a family man while working at the career I'm interested in.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [24F] parents [50sM/F] constantly make "concerned" comments about my weight, how to get them to stop? POST: I've been living on my own for a while, and now every single time I see my parents they feel the need to comment on my weight and appearance extensively. Every time I say so...
Parents keep making unwanted/unwarranted comments about my weight. Why do they keep doing this and how can I get them to stop?
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU and am never going back to a certain Starbuck's within a Stop and Shop again... POST: So I was working today and went to go get me and my manager coffees at a Starbuck's within a Stop and Shop. Go to the Starbuck's, all is good, get my managers coffee, a small hot black, and mine, small ...
Spilt iced coffee all over Starbucks kiosk in Stop and Shop, escaped, and now I am the coffee asshole.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [29F] with my coworker [33F] duration, called me stupid POST: Yesterday after another coworker mentioned that we always seem to be having fun while the boss is away so she must be the Monica of the group, 33F says very loudly that must make me (29F) the Joey of the group because I...
Coworker says I'm Joey from Friends because I'm ok looking and am really dumb. Has often makes similar remarks. I am offended but am self conscious of my intelligence. Not sure what to say, if anything.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [24 M] with my GF[22 F] for a year n a half, and the hard part of an easy choice POST: This is more of a rant than a question. I just need to write it down more than anything. Recently, as in past 4 months, I left the girl I loved and expected to marry in the USA. The breakup wasn...
I fear I have made a wrong decision. A decision that will hunt me for years to come. I decision that will take me away from a woman I wanted to marry.
SUBREDDIT: r/self TITLE: How do you figure out what to do in life?! POST: Hey Reddit, I am a 21 year old person who is a 3rd year university student currently studying anthropology. I have no passion for the subject since I basically chose it cause I wasn't interested in anything else my university has to offer. ...
21 year old with no direction in life. Don't care about school and trying to 'figure it out'. Have 5 months and limited cash. If you were me, what would you do?
SUBREDDIT: r/personalfinance TITLE: Negotiating a Pay Raise as an "Intern" POST: I work in a mid-size tech company and was hired as an intern. I get paid $12/hour which was more than I expected getting hired. I learned everything very quickly and my boss left for another job. I now took on much of the responsibilit...
Hired 6 months ago as an intern, $12/hour, boss quit, other boss quit, now working directly under CEO/VP, long term projects, analytical work, SEO work, feels like I earned a raise.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: How do I (F/26) make it up to a friend (F/26) over my bad wedding etiquette? POST: This will seem really petty but I was hoping I could get advice. I am about to see a childhood friend (we're both female, 26) who I haven't seen since her wedding reception 2 years ago. I have literall...
How do I make it up to a friend after I didn't reply to the evening invite of her wedding then still showed up, and also didn't bring a gift?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My bf [25m] has been taking care of me while I [25f] have been sick, what can I do to thank him? POST: I've been really sick the last week or so and my awesome boyfriend of over 2 years who I live with has been looking after me, getting me drinks, making me food, going to the shops, ...
awesome boyfriend has been taking care me while I've been sick, what can I do to show how much I appreciate him?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My boyfriend [20] is starting to worry me [17] with his behavior. POST: Me and my SO (20) started dating January 5th of this year. We talked for awhile before dating. He eventually asked me out and everything went downhill from there. My closest friend died that night he asked me o...
My SO is very possessive and insecure. He has major trust issues and I can't handle it. I don't know what to do.
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by joking with an employee at Chipotle POST: This didn't happen today, but considering how bad it was I figured it deserved to be shared. So I'm going to hang out with friends and we decide to grab a bite to eat at the local Chipotle. Chipotle has this system where one worker handles the...
Joked with a large Chiptole employee to chear him up and accidentally mocked his medical condition, making him break down during his shift.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: I [25 F] need help on confronting my parents [50's M&F] that I don't want to go on our family's annual vacation to North Carolina this year. Help! POST: I need some guidance. If I am in the wrong sub please kindly guide me to a more appropriate one. Every year since 1999 (except las...
I want to tell my parent's that I don't want to go on our annual vacation this year. Don't want to disappoint my parents though and freaking out.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Boyfriend [22] said extremely hurtful things to me [21f], and I'm feeling incredibily low right now POST: Hey Reddit, my boyfriend and I have been dating for 6 months and have started to have some real issues lately. His interaction with his exes makes me uneasy. The first ex, was ...
boyfriend has questionable interaction with his exes. I got nervous and acted a little irrational. He went off on a rant of hurtful words.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: GF is manipulating me emotionally - how do I break out of this? POST: I am in my beginning forties, she's in her ending thirties. Our relationship is over five years old, with some highs and lows. What bothers me about it is that she has a recurring need for drama. If everything i...
I am ruling you with my emotions. Do everything to please them, or pay the price. What kind of relationship is this?
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: [f/19] My boyfriend [m/21] broke trust in our relationship by emotionally cheating, how to fix?... POST: My boyfriend (m/21) and I (f/19) have been dating for almost 6 months, we hit it off immediately and he began contacting me through facebook and eventually texting me. He wo...
Boyfriend emotionally cheated on me by being emotionally intimate with many girls online. Don't know how to move past the situation and have a healthy relationship.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: This scenario just happened... And I need some honest feedback... Please read POST: I am a 22(m) - GF (21) - Relationship duration - 4 years. Currently do not live together. The scenario begins @ 8:45 pm She facetimes me at 8:45 I dont answer (the phone is upstairs) I was cooking st...
Girlfriend is overreacting to me not answering her calls and I honestly think her way of thinking is a little strange.
SUBREDDIT: r/travel TITLE: Going to California this July- need help making an adventure! POST: Hey r/travel! I'm a 17 year old high school student from Canada, I'll be graduating this June and heading to University next year. Before I head off to University I want to experience California. I'll be 18 when I go. I'm...
Going to California for three weeks in July with nothing but a backpack and a longboard. What do I do to have fun and survive?
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: "I think we need a Christmas Miracle"....Reddit I need advice... POST: Pre-lude: GF moved to Pittsburgh strip district for a job. Awesome place. Bestbuy: I order a 50" tv for her. Set up free delivery and installation. I call to verify the delivery date and they can no longer offer that...
Lowes, bestbuy, and comcast have not delivered on services paid for or deliveries/installs set up based on their rules. Anything to do besides bend over?
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by inviting a girl over to study and accidentally hitting on her POST: Ok so this happened to me last semester. I was taking a class and not doing very well on the weekly online quizzes so I asked this girl (we'll call her Shayna) in my class who I barely know if she wanted to take the ...
I invited a girl over, got high, the lights turned off and mood music was playing making it look like I was fully trying to seduce her...
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: Reddit, I need some guidance. I'm essentially "floating through space" in terms of where I'm taking my life. Can you give me some advice, some inspirational quotes, some movies to watch, anything I can use to get my head straight? POST: Here's a bit of backstory: I was born in 1994, my ...
No father figure, unsure of life, no motivation (not unhappy, weirdly) need something to get interested in and pursue.
SUBREDDIT: r/offmychest TITLE: Why is it wrong to like something that's not meant for you? POST: I've been a fan of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for the past year and a half. I know just saying that on anywhere but MLP boards or forums guarantees instant hate, but this is the place to vent or confess ...
I'm a brony and am afraid to say anything about it for fear of being ostracized by my friends and being thought of as "the weird one" in my family.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [32F] with my fiance [37 M] of 3.5 years, I am overweight with pcos and working on it, he keeps wanting to "talk" about *my* issues, but never wants to take actions to help POST: I have been overweight my entire life. 10 years ago I lost 80 lbs and kept it off for 5. An unhealthy ...
Im fat, always been fat, fiance is freaking out at me over not wanting to analyze the finer points of it on his terms.
SUBREDDIT: r/tifu TITLE: TIFU by playing Worms 3 POST: My phone was stolen about a month ago, so I havent been able to play any app games for a while. Once i restored my old ipod 3, I was immediately hooked to the only game I could download: Worms 3. I go on the metro a lot, and I usually do not leave the metro syst...
I got really into Worms 3, and humiliated myself in front of people by reenacting a weak version of Fight Club.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: Sometimes I [22/m] just want to break up with her [22/f] POST: I went to university this year and it kind of screwed our relationship. We've been together for 10 months now, we dated 3 years ago for 7 months but we ended up breaking up and I went into a depression but made my w...
Our relation was perfect, went into university, screwed it up now don't know if we should break up or just give it another try.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationship_advice TITLE: I (18f) think my boyfriend (19/m) has lost interest in me. POST: We've been together for 9 months now. He used to be really caring and loving and everything was fantastic. But lately, he doesn't really listen to me that much (he's usually on reddit when I'm trying to have a con...
I think my boyfriend has lost interest, he never plans dates and I have to practically ask him to be intimate with me. He has an unusual temper towards me.
SUBREDDIT: r/AskReddit TITLE: My girlfriend is severely depressed due to past relationship, what can i do to help her? POST: Ive been going out with her for two months now, i am 17 she is 16. It is my first relationship so i'm not very good at dealing with a situation like this. The source of her depression is linked...
girlfriend is severely depressed to a horrible relationship she was in, destroyed her completely and now our relationship is lacking growth. Help please.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: My [21] girlfriend's [18] dad physically abused her because we had a pretty bad fight POST: We live in a pretty conservative environment, with her family being more conservative than mine. My parents know about us but her parents think i'm just a suitor who is still courting her. We ...
My girlfriend of 9 months and I get into a fight and it gets to the point where she cant hold back emotionally, and her parents hear and her dad gets mad and physically abuses her.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [33M] with my wife [33F] of five years - we have different definitions of a 'clean' home. POST: We have different definitions of clean. She see's clean as 'a kitchen counter that has been wiped down' and I see clean as "the couch is not covered with stuff'. Not sure how to bridge ...
Wife thinks clean is having a clean kitchen counter , I think clean is putting things back and not leaving them everywhere. It drains me and I feel defeated by it.
SUBREDDIT: r/relationships TITLE: Me [18 M] and my girlfriend [18 F] are on a break... But she saw another guy POST: We've been together for 9 months and I love her more than anything. But we recently been on a break where (reluctantly for me might i add) we see other people. I didn't think anything of this and didnt...
girlfriend went out and dated and I didn't think she was seriously going to... I know this guy too and sent a message to him.. Fuck this guy. Really. >:(